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If You’re Bored With Your Husband


Use the best love recipes to rekindle the interest in each other.

200g of vanilla: start taking care of yourself immediately.

If you haven’t been wearing makeup—start. Sign up for the nearest fitness club. Buy yourself new, fashionable, and if possible, bright clothes.

Manicures, pedicures, peels, hairstyles, tanning—you name it.

Treat yourself to flowers—let him think you’ve got a romantic and wealthy admirer.

When your dull lump comes home, dramatically toss the bouquet out the window with a sigh: “I’ve told him a thousand times, but he keeps bringing flowers and bringing flowers…”

100g of pepper: you also have male friends.

And who’s stopping you from having fun?

He’s off fishing—so you go to a bar. He’s at a football match—so you’re taken to the theater. He’s in the garage—so your girlfriend takes you to her dacha.

100g of raisins: every woman should have a secret.

It should be noticeable. Sometimes you can even shout about it.

What? Oh? No, nothing. I was just… Where? Oh, just out. Who did I call? Doesn’t matter, it’s just… What? Oh, sorry, I spaced out… What about? About my own, about my maiden days…

100g of chocolate: stay cheerful, energetic, and active at all times!

He calls to ask how you’re doing without him—wonderful! How wonderful that you have a free evening!

No, dear, I’m not missing you at all. I’ve got so much to do! Yes, I’m happy! Don’t be bored, I’m kissing you, bye for now!

Well, in principle, your Othello is now fully prepared: he’s completely convinced that he has the most cheerful, happiest girlfriend around whom all kinds of macho types with serious intentions swarm—such a fiery girl simply can’t be left unattended!

What fishing? What garage? Come home with flowers, a guitar, and maybe even a little gold ring… Because such a gem can slip right through your fingers…

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