As many people as there are in the world, so many opinions exist—and therefore, preferences too. In our vast world, there is an enormous variety of people, and in theory, this should mean that for every beauty there’s a monster, and for every monster, a lover—or rather, a female admirer.
Yet there are still certain freakish specimens who don’t match any known type of preference due to the peculiarities of their character, nature, and certain personal qualities, and who are absolutely unsuitable as life partners—even for an undemanding admirer.
As soon as beauties get to know and talk to representatives of this exotic breed of monsters, they immediately turn them away at the door, or, to avoid seeming too rude and uncultured, invent all sorts of excuses to get rid of them as quickly as possible.
Often it happens that at first you’re actually charmed by the Monster, but the moment he opens his mouth, you instantly become disillusioned and start dreaming of making a swift exit. What exactly do these representatives of the stronger and braver sex do that drives us—beautiful and vulnerable women—into such a rapid retreat from the meeting place?
The following moments push us toward such actions:
1) The guy makes a deliberate effort not to look you in the eyes. This is highly suspicious: either he’s not interested in you, or he has ulterior motives. There’s a chance this man has concentration issues (read: health problems). Don’t forget that communication is primarily about eye contact, and eyes are the mirror of the soul; it’s very difficult to talk to someone who deliberately avoids your gaze, as if fleeing without ever properly introducing himself.
2) The guy awkwardly asks for permission to kiss you: first, he puts both himself and you in an awkward position (it’s uncomfortable to refuse, yet agreeing feels rushed); second, it’s unmanly—after all, women undoubtedly appreciate initiative and decisiveness in men. It’s no coincidence they say: a man should kiss a woman, and she will either respond to his kiss or slap him. So boldly go meet either a passionate kiss or a stinging slap.
3) The guy shows a complete lack of sense of humor. Communication with such people is usually difficult, dry, monotonous, and devoid of spice. Vague suspicions arise that the guy must be burdened with numerous complexes or suffers from wounded pride. But no, he’s simply a grump—being with him, you’ll die of boredom. After all, how important it is to joke, smile, understand each other’s humor, and especially valuable is a man’s ability to defuse awkward situations with humor—something that often arises on first dates!
4) The guy is a “mama’s boy”. Ah, this is a special category. Such guys usually do everything for their beloved mother, and if conflicts arise between you and her—even when she’s clearly at fault—he will always take her side. You can easily recognize a mama’s boy: during your first meeting, he’ll inevitably make a couple of references to his mother’s authoritative opinion. It’s especially sad when the mama’s boy is already over 30.
5) The guy is “greedy with money”. Of course, he’ll call himself economical, but you’ll quickly see beneath the frugal facade the true skinflint, if after inviting you to a café, he pays only for himself, finishes off leftovers, and takes napkins with him, yet somehow forgets to bring even a single sad little flower on your first date. Worst of all, he considers himself completely in the right. Sorry, sweetheart, that’s a diagnosis.
6) The guy, already on the second date, tells you about his mad, eternal love and wants to get to know you better as quickly as possible. You don’t need to be a genius to understand his cunning intent—it’s clear his only goal is the bedroom. It’s not you he’s interested in, but what he can get from you, and only once. So before doing anything, think carefully: do you really want just a one-night stand? After all, it’s not very pleasant to realize you’re just the next in line…
7) The guy never misses an opportunity, in your presence, to compliment other girls. Of course, this might simply indicate excessive friendliness and love for others. But such behavior can irritate even a girl completely free of jealousy. You just want to shout: What about me? How about me, honey? Am I not good enough to receive my share of compliments today? To hell with such a brownnoser!
8) In a dangerous, extreme situation, the guy leaves you alone, inventing a more-or-less plausible excuse. You can’t rely on or count on such a man in a crisis. If he betrayed you once, he might do it again in a more serious situation. You won’t be able to depend on him—you’ll always have to rely only on yourself.
9) He focuses solely on his own desires and needs, giving minimal attention to yours. A selfish guy is simply unacceptable. Dump this narcissist and treat yourself with respect.
10) The guy is absolutely convinced that Alexander Pushkin’s poetic novel “Eugene Onegin” was written by Lermontov. This, of course, leaves you in mild shock, but at the same time you realize that with a dull, uninteresting, and uneducated man, you’ll have nothing to talk about and gain nothing from the conversation. Wish him diligence in his studies and say goodbye.
11) The guy is a tyrant. If a man raises his voice, lifts a hand against you, or behaves rudely and vulgarly toward you, or if you notice he has a domineering nature, it would be better if your acquaintance quietly faded away and you disappeared unnoticed from his field of vision. Such specimens tend to pursue and insist on continuing the relationship even after being clearly told they have no chance. So vanish discreetly—for your own sake.
12) The guy cannot make any decision for any reason, shifting all responsibility onto you. A real woman needs a real man, someone with whom she feels safe as behind a stone wall. But this spineless creature, who can’t decide anything without you and whom you have to care for like a mother with a child, takes too much of your time and energy, and you have no one to share the burden of responsibility with. Gradually, you start forgetting that you’re a delicate, gentle being who should be loved, cherished, and protected. Do you really need this?
Naturally, every beauty has her own criteria and parameters for selecting worthy monsters; I’ve tried to highlight the most unpromising traits in terms of developing strong relationships.
