Astrologers joke: What kind of supernatural creature are you by zodiac sign?

Despite the fact that astrologers are serious people who value precise calculations and even minor degrees in planetary positions play an important role for them, still nothing human is alien to them. For instance, they also enjoy a good joke and have matched each zodiac sign with a mythical creature from folklore. So, which mythical creature are you according to your zodiac sign? Aries – Zmey Gorynych (March 21 – April 20) A very energetic nature that exhausts everyone completely. Due to their endless concern and all-consuming attention, you sometimes wish this guy would leave you in peace and keep quiet for a while. Zmey Gorynych is a highly impulsive being, so in order to make a concrete decision, each of his three heads needs to think it over. The self-confidence and strength of character of this beast are impressive in scale. Often disregards numerous nuances and specific facts. Likes to embellish his achievements. Taurus – Domovoy (April 21 – May 21) The Domovoy is a small but dangerous mixture of charm and persistence who won’t let you into his treasure storerooms. In principle, the Domovoy is a household spirit, but still, his supernatural nature occasionally shows through in stubbornness, selfishness, and inflexibility. Arguing with this little prankster is simply pointless. The autumn horoscope promises Taurus incredible success in affairs, while Gemini will be favored by luck. Gemini – Lesovik (May 22 – June 21) The Lesovik is an unpredictable nature whose changing character is impossible to keep up with. It’s better not to try resolving conflicts with these guys, as it will end badly—especially for you. To learn how to communicate with them, you need self-control and a stable psyche. Don’t pay too much attention to what he says, because you could listen to this bore endlessly and never hear the end. The Lesovik knows how to play with emotions, set traps, and toy with imagination. Therefore, he is a brilliant intriguer. Cancer – Kikimora (June 22 – July 22) The highly sentimental Kikimora of the Swamp won’t leave you indifferent. Inside her, various impulses rage, driving her to long now for a home hearth, now for the freedom of her beloved marsh. Kikimora has limited luck in personal life, as her choice is narrow—either the Water Spirit or the Domovoy. Kikimora of the Swamp is a very faithful and devoted companion and friend; if you fall into her embrace, you’ll stay there forever. Leo – Kot Bayun (July 23 – August 23) Kot Bayun is a supernatural being who works with unique magnetism and refinement. He can lull anyone to sleep without their explicit consent. After all, he is the king of beasts who moved to the forest region. He engages in guardianship and protection of the younger ones: bunnies, mice, little fish. If he takes care of someone, he does it for a long time, and if he holds on, he holds tight. You can escape from his soft, warm paws only when the fluffy one has had enough play. Aquarians should take up aerobics, while Sagittarians are suited for mountaineering: sports by zodiac signs. Virgo – Baba Yaga (August 24 – September 23) The most refined woman among supernatural beings. A sweet misanthrope, introverted and overly conceited by nature. Loves brewing potions at night and drying various insects. Highly distrustful and cautious. Always listens seven times before acting, but ultimately does everything her own way. A slightly eccentric nature with a deep soul. Libra – Mora (September 24 – October 23) A very strange and solitary being who prefers large, lonely castles. She won’t do anything until she has carefully weighed all pros and cons. Extremely noisy and persistent—capable of passionately recounting the story of how she came to this afterlife existence until six in the morning. It’s no coincidence this creature is associated with death by poisoning; just go shopping with her, and either you’ll strangle her or you’ll strangle yourself. Scorpio – Rusalka (October 24 – November 22) Long-haired sea monsters. Don’t forget to take a towel when meeting them. Stock up on patience, learn to breathe evenly, buy waterproof boots and white rubber slippers, and prepare for the worst. The Rusalka will sit on a little stone in the middle of a body of water, combing her beautiful hair with a beautiful comb—even if she has a short crew cut. The Rusalka’s nature is highly changeable. A second ago she sacrificed her witch’s voice for you, and in the next moment turned her beloved into sea foam. At the same time, the Rusalka is independent, headstrong, and unyielding; to influence her, press on her pity. How to find the key to a man’s heart with the help of Venus. Sagittarius – Licho One-Eyed (November 23 – December 21) Actually, Licho is Two-Eyed, but if awakened while sleep-deprived, it will start shooting misfortune at you. The few who managed to survive this encounter left their descendants a clear instruction: “Do not wake!” In truth, Licho is a complete romantic and idealist. He believes in love at first sight, friendship at second, and breakup at third. Capricorn – Koschei the Deathless (December 22 – January 20) Koschei is a stubborn yet sensible nature. He loves order, both in the home and in the body, which is why he watches his figure. The main thing in life for him is material values, from which he can wither endlessly. Very romantic, and under romantic circumstances, ready to do anything. Somewhat fond of gambling. Aquarius – Solovey the Brigand (January 21 – February 18) A very airy nature with brigand tendencies. Loves to whistle his victim to the ground. Solovey is best suited for highly creative professions. Naturally gifted creatively, but only developed his talent for whistling. An ideal employee, friend, or lover. The secrets of the zodiac signs revealed. Pisces – Water Spirit (February 19 – March 20) Doesn’t like going out anywhere from home. Entirely immersed in dreams about a past that never happened. An incurable romantic, unshaken by life’s hardships, believes in red sails, possesses an oyster’s vivid imagination and a dolphin’s intellectual potential. The Water Spirit is modest, sociable, shy, and nervous. The soul of this creature is delicate and sensitive, but in the swamp, no creature appreciates it. If you reach out to him for advice, you might drown.