It’s undeniable that we—humans—are animals who also possess a certain degree of intellect. Therefore, scent plays an important role in life. We choose food, flowers, perfumes, and… men by smell. So, what does your man smell like?
Let’s examine male types classified by the kind of scent they emit. We present to your attention: the bunny, the non-smoker, the perfumer, the average man, the perpetually drunk, the bum, and the old man. Combined types also occur. It should be noted that as the quality of scents deteriorates, the man’s standards for himself and his woman decrease accordingly.
The seemingly most harmless male scent type is the bunny smell. Do you know what baby rabbits smell like? Of nothing. A little bunny sits under a bush, a female rabbit sees it and feeds it. It doesn’t matter whether it’s her own offspring or a neighbor’s—she’s already fulfilled her duty. Baby rabbits survive precisely because they lack scent—predators practically can’t detect them. A man-bunny also lacks his own “masculine” smell. Moreover, his sweat hardly smells at all. Most likely, he doesn’t use perfume and appears somewhat weak. “Bunnies” avoid predatory women and prefer motherly women. Because what they need is not a lover, but a friend and a mom.
Non-smokers have their own very attractive scent for women—the “male” scent. These men take moderate care of themselves. You’ll never sense near them the smell of stale sweat or cigarettes, even if he lives alone. He prefers calm and gentle women who know their worth. He enjoys sports and definitely has a hobby.
The perfumer. This type immediately hits you “in the nose.” These men emit a strong scent of the latest fashionable perfume. The man meticulously takes care of himself, is well-dressed, doesn’t smoke or hides cigarette odor using various tricks. He uses oral deodorant to freshen his breath after a couple of beer bottles. He is very demanding about his partner’s scent and hates garlic. If a woman dates such a man for a long time, she develops a stable erotic reflex to his scent. Encountering the same fragrance among a crowd of unfamiliar men, she may feel an erotic attraction.
If a persistent perfume scent is combined with a steady cigarette smell and a slight body odor, you’re dealing with the average man. The entire bouquet listed above practically overpowers the presence of a natural “male” scent, which only appears momentarily after a shower and before the first cigarette. Such men constitute the majority. They smoke a lot, may wear yesterday’s shirt, as they are slightly untidy. The average man needs a housewife-wife who will wash, iron, cook, and reheat his meals.
Now the scent worsens further. To the persistent smell of cheap cigarettes and sweat, a constant hangover odor, the scent of decayed teeth, and stale clothing are added—you’re facing the “perpetually drunk”. This man is untidy. He only washes on holidays or after major arguments with his wife, if he has one. He enjoys drinking and snacking. After a shot, no woman seems unattractive, so he isn’t picky about women.
The second-to-last type is the “bum”. He possesses the full bouquet of scents of the “perpetual drunk”—plus the smell of his own excrement. He prefers women of his own kind—beyond that, he can’t even dream.
There’s one more type—the “old man”. This scent consists of a combination of unwashed, sickly body and very stale clothing. Such a man has a persistent elderly odor. There can be many reasons. First, the man’s advanced age, which can explain the steady smell of old age. Second, the man may live in an old house or one filled with all sorts of old junk, absorbing his surroundings. Third, the man lacks his own scent—essentially a “bunny” by nature—but is also untidy. His demands toward a woman depend on his age and physical health.
