Glossy magazines are full of advice on how to impress a man, win his affection, spark his interest, enchant him… Well then, let’s say you’ve succeeded—you’ve impressed him and enchanted him. So what do we do next?
We begin, in some way, to build a relationship with him. And here, more often than not, we make several typical mistakes and with our own hands destroy what had started out so beautifully.
The result? A broken heart, wasted nerves, dissatisfaction, frustration with yourself and your partner… And the same rhetorical question: what am I doing wrong, why do the same problems keep repeating themselves over and over? Maybe I’m choosing the wrong men, or perhaps I’m behaving incorrectly myself?
Let’s set aside the first option for now and try to examine in detail the main mistakes we tend to make. Let’s approach it from an unpleasant angle—let’s look at the situation as if we actually wanted to… lose our man. So, if you want to lose a man, then…
1. …On your first date, demonstrate the seriousness of your intentions. Casually show him your album of sketches for your future wedding dress, list the names you’ve picked out for your future children, and subtly hint to your potential partner that the two of you are a perfect match. Don’t be afraid to show persistence—you’re an adult, serious woman who knows exactly what she wants.
2. Tell him in detail about your past relationships. Your ex never satisfied you, spent too much time with his friends, refused to do the dishes, didn’t listen attentively enough? You absolutely must tell your current partner about all these crucial matters. Why? He must understand and sympathize with you, and besides, he needs to take note of the mistakes made by your previous partner. How else will he learn to build a relationship with you?
3. Remember: you are a Woman. This means you have certain rights. These rights are granted simply by virtue of your existence. And this is non-negotiable. What rights exactly? We’re not talking about basic etiquette—like giving up your seat on public transport, opening doors, or offering a chair… Men must forgive you your little weaknesses: your emotional instability, sensitivity, your habit of crying and shouting whenever something goes wrong. They must fix your leaky faucet, repair your car, buy you clothes and other little luxuries… Simply because they are men. Period. Let this mindset become your second nature. Walk through life with your shoulders back and your head held high. You are a Woman, and that means…
4. A man is first and foremost a reliable backup, your support and pillar. So don’t hesitate to confess your weaknesses to him. Do you have stage-four cellulite, small breasts, excess belly fat, hate the shape of your nose, can’t fit into your favorite jeans, think your hands are unattractive, feel you don’t know how to present yourself and worry about it constantly? Speak openly about all this with your man. Let there be no secrets between you. After all, you’re two halves making one whole—so why turn a simple battle against cellulite into a mystery sealed with seven seals? Share every worry and insecurity in meticulous detail, don’t hesitate to whine and cry, and he will certainly listen, calm you down (if you happen to want calming) and support you.
5. But at the same time, don’t forget to regularly demonstrate your strong character. Men go crazy for bitches—everyone knows that. Not being a bitch these days is simply out of fashion! Don’t hesitate to insist firmly on your opinions, especially when it comes to trivial matters (give in on small things, and soon no one will consider your opinion at all). Don’t be afraid to raise your voice when demanding what you want. You’re allowed—you’re a woman (see point 3).
6. Call him at least five times a day, regularly send text messages (a minimum of 20 messages daily), drop by his workplace to visit (every day, of course—how else could it be?). And if he, for example, doesn’t answer your call, or answers but not joyfully enough, without tenderness in his voice, know that something is wrong. And don’t believe excuses like “I’m busy, I’m in a meeting.” Meetings are one thing, but finding five minutes several times a day to talk to your beloved is always possible, no matter the circumstances.
7. Regularly check his phone, hack into his email to carefully study his correspondence. What kind of trust are we talking about? “Trust, but verify,” as they say. From now on, only verification and strict control. Want to prevent possible infidelity (yes, yes, all men are the same—give them an inch and they’ll take a mile…)? Keep everything under control. At any hour of day or night, you must know where he is, who he’s with, and what he’s doing. So feel free to call him at 3 a.m. with the simple, natural question: “What are you doing?” And let him just try to answer in an annoyed tone!
8. Live his life, share his interests, always stay updated on all his affairs—in other words, dissolve yourself into him. Sacrifice your friends and hobbies for his sake. After all, these are such trivial things compared to your immense love. And he should appreciate your sacrifice!
9. Constantly talk to him about the relationship. Relationships are serious, as everyone knows, and require diligent, regular work. So discuss them constantly, boldly present him with all kinds of complaints (let him remember his imperfections!). Don’t be afraid to make a mountain out of a molehill—in fact, that way it’s much more visible!
10. And finally, ask him as often as possible whether he loves you. Make him repeat it, swear it, prove it—just don’t forget to remind him and doubt his feelings. If you don’t regularly question him and express doubt, he might just fall out of love!
Sometimes, just a few harmful tips are enough to achieve the “desired” effect, sometimes even just one. But if, on the contrary, you don’t want to lose your man in the shortest possible time, but instead wish to build with him stable, loving relationships based on mutual understanding and trust, never follow these tips. Don’t repeat others’ mistakes—fall in love, love deeply, and be happy!
