It’s a lie that women have become cynical and selfish. This is utterly wrong, and to prove it, I want to share another story.
I once worked in a friendly team. All the women were simply wonderful, and I had excellent friendly relations with everyone except one. And I would have gotten along with her too, since she was a good person, but there was one BUT. She was clearly sending strong sexual vibes in my direction. It’s not my habit to reject a woman, but the heroine of my story was terribly ugly, in the literal sense of the word. Despite my healthy responsiveness to everything, I realized this woman was beyond my limits.
Soon, there was an off-site corporate event held at a resort. We attentively listened to the management’s solemn speeches and moved directly to the feast. My lady had clearly not by accident ended up sitting next to me. All evening she gently fussed over me and actively poured me vodka. No wonder I relaxed and let my guard down. Sex was inevitable, and I had mentally already come to terms with my fate. But I really needed to drink much more, so that the woman’s image would blur enough to allow my sinful body to desire her.
The whole situation was hilariously reminiscent of the film “The Diamond Arm.” The woman persistently waited for the “client to ripen.” I must admit, I held out for a long time. But finally, thanks to the woman’s efforts, I was brought to a room on the third floor of the resort.
Next came intimacy. We were alone in the room, the bed was made, soft half-light filled the space, and the woman waited for decisive actions from me. And then I realized I hadn’t drunk enough. I decided to go downstairs for a minute to add another fifty grams. Carefully making my way to the door, I pulled the handle and flung it wide open. And then the woman sadly said: “Matviy, this is a window… The door is opposite.”
She could have stayed silent, reasonably suspecting I wouldn’t return. Since then, whenever people around me start talking about women being shrewish, I protest indignantly. No, and once again no. Among our women, there are kind natures capable of forgiveness. Thank you to them.
