Little or grown-up boys always play in their own sandbox. Once you enter their territory, it’s not immediately clear what the game is about. But whether you like it or not, for a while you’ll have to accept your beloved’s rules, since he’ll have to play your game—daughter-mother—for the rest of his life.
Knights Modern knights feel perfectly at ease even at a square table. And you beside them will be, if not a princess, then at least a charming elf. Tolkien fans and role-players firmly hold their weapons in hand and are always ready to defend a woman’s honor. Perhaps your friends will start calling you Dulcinea Tobosca, since her knight also fought windmills. But you know they’re just jealous, as their delicate metrosexual boyfriends are incapable of heroic deeds.
Pay attention! If you’ve named yourself the woman of his heart—then climb into the truck bed. Staying apart from your beloved’s passion won’t work. You’ll have to travel with him to tournaments/games, inspiring new victories. Historical reenactments won’t leave you indifferent. After all, it’s a perfect excuse to have luxurious medieval dresses made and strut your stuff at costume contests, which are always held at every tournament.
Hackers You no longer panic at the sight of every virus that manages to settle in your laptop. Your one and only, like Dr. Aibolit but without a white coat, will come and rescue all your important files. His vocabulary contains many incomprehensible words, but in today’s hi-tech era, this is simply necessary for survival in the electronic jungle. Of course, his tendency toward destruction is slightly off-putting. But on the other hand, you have nothing to fear—let Bill Gates lose sleep over that.
Pay attention! No matter how much he insists, you’re not obliged to switch from Windows to Linux. But missing the chance to improve your programming knowledge would be foolish. So don’t hesitate to ask questions—he’s so passionate about computers that he’s ready to tell you about every corner of the Net around the clock.
Gamers
Get used to the fact that his adoring eyes are red, like Moscow’s Red Square. After all, he spends all night glued to the computer. So don’t count on moonlit strolls. He’s got a full moon of worries—mouth full, needing to track down every werewolf.
If in a passionate moment he calls you Lara, take it as a compliment. It means you’ve successfully dethroned the glamorous Croft.
Pay attention! Warning: the gamer virus is contagious, and no vaccine has been invented yet! So be careful—otherwise, once you get your hands on the new game “Sex and the City,” you’ll start growling, guarding your computer and Carrie Bradshaw within.
Hooligans You won’t be bored with him. He spends the entire day continuously seeking adventures—for himself, and now for you too. You can save your nerves by enrolling in a junior medical staff course, so you’re always ready to treat your beloved’s injuries.
Pay attention! Your parents are unlikely to be thrilled with your choice. They so wanted to see that nice boy next to you—the one you considered overly proper. But you’re grown up enough to date a “bad boy” not to spite anyone, but simply because with you, he’s tender and gentle.
Athletes His passion for football isn’t limited to lying in front of the TV. He’s also happy to kick the ball around with friends. Great! All these games are strictly masculine—during training, he definitely won’t find a replacement for you.
Pay attention! If he’s a professional athlete, feel free to flip through magazines featuring the latest Prada collections, since you’ll have to outshine Victoria Beckham. But if his career doesn’t extend beyond friendly matches in neighboring courtyards, don’t despair—his toned legs are valuable too! Cheer for him sincerely, and it will return to you a hundredfold.
B-boys Only a dead b-boy doesn’t dance hip-hop. Therefore, even while dating you, the guy won’t stop going to clubs. On one hand, that’s good: on the dance floor, he’s a star—the very place you fell for him. On the other hand, clubs are always full of hungry she-wolves. So you’ll have to accompany your disco dancer. And gently, without pressuring him, show that this b-boy is already taken.
Pay attention! If you’re a well-behaved girlfriend, he’ll definitely teach you too. And that’s another point in your favor. After all, dancing isn’t just entertainment—it’s also a great way to stay in shape.
Goths
Make peace with his raids on your cosmetics. Isn’t it precisely those kohl-rimmed eyes that made you fall in love with him? Although he probably won’t stop there—your wardrobe might suffer next. On the other hand, you’ll always be satisfied with his appearance.
Pay attention! Goths are beings of delicate emotional constitution, so you can always count on a poem written in your honor. And if you hear “Go away, old woman, I’m in sorrow”—don’t take offense. Many are prone to depression, but only goths revel in their own suffering.
Remember that he is the vessel of universal sorrow and mourns the loss of his own dreams. A little patience, and your love will bring him back to life, turning the black pages of existence.
Punks The love story of Sid and Nancy didn’t end well. But even with the more refined Romeo and Juliet, it didn’t end happily either. So that’s not necessarily an indicator. Fortunately, modern punks smell better and generally make a decent impression. Perhaps even your father wouldn’t mind borrowing a tie from your boyfriend.
Pay attention! Even if today he’s just shredding strings in a neglected basement, ubiquitous producers are already prowling the country in search of talented artists—and perhaps the next discovery will be him. And who said that rock stars’ girlfriends have it tough? On the contrary, it’s always pleasant when not only you value your chosen one, but others do too.
Musicians A musician is a diagnosis with many side effects, such as: star complex, obsession with one’s own persona or creativity. And unfortunately, these don’t always come with actual talent.
Pay attention! You must genuinely love what he does. Falseness in music is unacceptable—his sharp ear will surely detect some background noise. Be ready for constant travel, which you’ll have to accompany him on. Even in an obscure band, there are always a few groupies you must keep away from the star body. Keep in mind that attention toward you will also increase—but you deserve it.
Classic nonconformists If you’ve ended up with a nonconformist, don’t despair. Usually, these are interesting people with unconventional thinking. The main thing is to prove this to your parents, and everything will be just fine.
Pay attention! Your hairy friend will start bringing you intelligent books, undoubtedly raising your intellectual level, and will bombard you with music CDs. True, there’s a risk of your personal preferences being suppressed, but don’t give in. No one has the right to impose their passions on you. Just stay tactful—otherwise, your defiance might lead to conflict. And who needs that? So focus on where your tastes align, and downplay the problematic areas.
