Preparing dinner. Ugh… routine. TV creates company. Again, commercials, and as usual, I click the remote randomly. Finger in the air – a show about stars on a music channel. The notorious Lady Gaga tops the charts and tabloids.
Back in late 2009, she was dubbed the “Queen of Pop.” Over a million search queries online in some period. At a popular music ceremony, she was nominated in 13 categories and won in 9. She has received all kinds of awards. A grand success! There is no corner of the world where her songs are not played or her name is not heard. Some are delighted, others compare her to Madonna and accuse her of plagiarism. Others claim that creating fame in such a way is horrendous. She shocks the public!
At this stage of my life, I am far removed from pop music and all kinds of novelties. I only listen to music in the car, mostly from the opera of “glorious hits.” But the loud name and hits of this fashionable singer sparked my genuine interest, and I decided to create her astrological horoscope. Overall, all this prompted me to get closer to the biography of this singer and learn the true motives behind her outrageous behavior and strange outfits. Who is she? A deranged pervert or a brilliant, well-thought-out PR stunt?
So, Lady Gaga.
By the way, the information is taken exclusively from the Internet, so for fairness’ sake, she can only choose to believe it.
What we have.
Born in 1986 in the state of New York. According to some sources, on March 20, according to others, on March 28. A 50/50 discrepancy. Official fan sites list March 28. Her real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Her father is of Italian descent. She has a younger sister, Natalie, born on March 10, 1992. The family is complete. Her parents worked hard to give their daughters a decent education.
In her youth, her father played in ensembles and coastal clubs, trying to follow in the footsteps of Bruce Springsteen. It is believed that Stefani inherited her musical talent from him. However, her mother, who is a Virgo by sign, cultivated her unique sense of style.
Lady Gaga has said in interviews that it was her mother who inspired all the outfits we see her in now. Cynthia always preferred to wear clothes by good designers, but her style was classic, more refined, and Italian.
By the way, her mother is three years older than her father. Lady Gaga has always equated herself with her mother. She considers her not only intelligent and refined but also very beautiful and authoritative, though others always respect her.
As I understood from what I read, Stefani maintains close relationships with her family. Her father’s heart problems affected her, and this is reflected in her work. A new hit was born, in which, according to her, she calls on people to cherish their parents. Her father is a co-owner of a firm that produces products for Lady Gaga. Overall, there is nothing tragic or unfortunate about her fate.
What about her work.
Her musical talent manifested itself in early childhood. She claims she taught herself to play the piano at the age of four. After graduating from high school, she enrolled in an arts school. At the same time, she was constantly involved in theater, amateur performances, constantly sang in groups, attended parties, and was always the center of attention. Her extravagant outfits were always her trademark. She sought to shock the public, and her inventiveness in this regard is simply enviable. Shorts, glitter, bold clothing, bizarre hairstyles… I saw a piece of an interview where she said she deliberately exaggerated high fashion, trying to show its absurdity… somehow mocking it. But it turned out the opposite: “Girls, don’t do this” turned into the Lady Gaga style, which became quite recognizable.
What I hope to see in her horoscope.
Of course, she is an Uranian personality. A strongly expressed Uranus must definitely be present. And most likely, it will be in a fire sign. Her sexuality is quite vividly expressed in the singer’s image. Moreover, it is on the verge of something. Sometimes it’s unclear who is there: a man, a woman, or some alien. Probably, such sexual planets as Mars and Venus are involved in aspects with a strong Uranus. Perhaps the fifth house will be highlighted, as the person clearly loves parties, clubs, creativity, acting – posing is not alien to her. Jupiter may form a positive aspect with Uranus, for example, a sextile. After all, her extravagant behavior, image, and outrageousness are well received by society. Once achieving positive results, she continues to present herself this way. Overall, I expect a strong Jupiter in her chart as an indicator of her financial well-being, successful career advancement, and social status. Her vocal abilities will be shown by Venus. Venus colored by Pluto is more appropriate here than by Neptune. There is little divine in her voice. Rather, it is magically captivating. Her twelfth house may also be accented, as her constant masks and wigs are meant to hide her appearance. This could fit, as the person wants to live in a fantastic, otherworldly realm, and by wearing a mask, she shows her true face. Perhaps her Sun is there. The seventh house may also be accented, as her entire life is a stage. I expect the upper quadrant of the horoscope to be filled, as the girl has always led and continues to lead a very social lifestyle.
Another interesting point from the “yellow press”: they say the singer has a hereditary disease – lupus. Her aunt died from this disease at the age of 19. So, what is lupus? It is a connective tissue disease characterized by immune complex damage. Due to this disease, the human immune system produces antibodies that damage the DNA of healthy cells, primarily connective tissue. The disease got its name because of the characteristic rash on the bridge of the nose and cheeks, which, as was believed in the Middle Ages, resembled wolf bites. Lupus patients usually suffer from sharp temperature spikes, weakness, headaches, muscle pain, and rapid fatigue. Half of the patients experience anemia, and some develop pericarditis, myocarditis, and endocarditis. Lupus patients also tend to develop atherosclerosis faster. Background issues include psychoses, encephalopathy, and convulsive syndrome.
The singer claims that currently, her illness does not bother her, that everything is under control. And if she follows her doctor’s prescriptions, the disease will not progress. I don’t know how a life in show business can be compatible with the phrase “healthy lifestyle” at all. Moreover, recently the singer has been complaining about fatigue, heart palpitations, and lack of oxygen during concerts.
Of course, such a serious illness must be visible in the chart. I expect problematic Saturn. Neptune may also indicate heredity at the genetic level. Problems with blood will be shown by a problematic Moon.
So, let’s build a karmic chart for March 28, 1986, in New York.
What were my expectations fulfilled? First, the Sun is indeed in the 12th house. The stage, masks, outfits, and backstage are truly her real life. She is a fairy-tale character, a sorceress, an alien. Such people often have to wear masks and lead a double life to avoid looking antisocial. But she used this image. I think everyone who has ever tried to touch this second real life, who does not agree with such a way (I mean close people, including partners), will be removed from her life. I had a client with a similar Sun position. She broke up with her husband, and the main reason was that he was against her creative, acting work. Being an ordinary person was impossible for her. Especially with good aspects of such a 12th-house Sun, people find this second life and feel very comfortable in it.
In what else did my expectations come true?
Of course, in Venus painted by Uranus. Although I expected a more tense aspect and such manifestations as perversion and improper gratification, here everything turned out to be more than harmonious. It is precisely the wonderful trine between Venus and Uranus that gives us such unusual outfits. They clearly show the rebellion and fashion of some distant future. I can easily believe that this is how socialites will dress in some…-ty years. In her taste preferences, I am more than confident that Stefani is also very non-standard. It’s even hard to imagine… Exotic food naturally attracts her. Perhaps the way of consuming it is unusual (for example, standing on one’s head
), or dishes are served in an interesting way. In any case, this is not a deviation but a way to add variety to her choices, her desires, and make the process exciting. The same goes for her love life. Men who can offer an interesting, non-standard relationship scenario, where love and friendship are closely intertwined, can count on her favor.
It’s interesting how the eighth house is represented by two very different planets. On one hand, Saturn, which gives a person restraint of energy, stinginess, and miserliness with kind words and money. On the other hand, Uranus, which can make the release of this energy inadequate, erratic, and uneven. Saturn instills a fear of debts and loans, making her frugal, while Uranus may take risks, lose everything, and start from scratch. Both planets are quite strong, but Saturn is more significant here since it stands first and makes a trine to the Sun. In essence, she may keep a lot to herself, hide things from prying eyes, act quietly, and save in a little jar. But with her desires—impulsive, passionate, impatient—she may suddenly and inappropriately dispose of her means as she sees fit. Venus is in Aries, in a trine to Mars and Uranus. With such Saturn, she may fear losing her possessions and loved ones. Perhaps, due to this Saturn, she is cautious about starting a family. Anxiety. Worry about what you have. I believe she was truly terrified by her father. It seems the world can be unfair to her. The struggle with the world and society through the square between Saturn and Jupiter gives her great ambition. It is precisely this tension between planets that often yields good results. A person stubbornly achieves their goals, shapes themselves, and ultimately receives their reward. Fortunately, this struggle does not end there. For such people, there will always be other peaks worth conquering.
And yet. The struggle with her father is evident in her horoscope. It’s likely that her father was a socially insignificant and unsuccessful person. This could explain the square between Saturn and Jupiter. But the square between the Sun and Neptune brings a different kind of struggle—one with her fate, with karma, with the karma of her father’s lineage. Instead of acceptance and surrender to her destiny, she fights it desperately. Again, it’s good that she hides and thus elevates herself. This is better than being a liar, a deceiver, or deceiving herself. I also hope this protects her from all kinds of self-delusion, to which she has a tendency. So, what is strongest in her chart? In my opinion, a strong Jupiter in the 11th house, which makes as many as six aspects and pulls Mercury in by the ears. Roughly speaking, the girl’s dreams are simply enormous! Dreams of having a lot and the best of everything. There’s no doubt that a huge crowd of friends will participate, support, and help her in every way. And over time, her dreams, achievements, and friendly environment will be reassessed. She will have to reflect on the true values she seeks. But ultimately, she will have her own opinion on this matter and will not be able to abandon it. Again, someone like a strong and authoritative mother will come along, who will sing her songs, and it will once again be someone else’s choice. However, old age and various social programs can be said to be in her pocket.
A strong bi-quintile Neptune in the 9th house can also be considered significant. She likely has a strongly developed spiritual search, a quest for the meaning of life, and an interest in learning and understanding her fate. She senses situations, the context of what is happening, and the energy of others very well. She conveys her vision of what is happening with morality, religion, and worldview through music. It is easier to convey this through creativity (writing, art) than by other means. One can look at her as if in a mirror. She reflects what is happening to people and gives them what they need. In turn, people needed what she had in abundance. What is tense in her chart? Most likely, the T-square involving Jupiter. “Neither give nor take.” And the eternal Jupiterian questions. Perhaps she wants to be a great teacher herself and make everyone happy, or perhaps she fights for the utopian happiness of all mankind. Or maybe there are more mundane Jupiterian qualities, such as envy, vanity, and a desire to feel successful and lucky. In reality, her true place is behind the mask of Cancer. Illnesses. It seems there is no strong defeat of planets. If we analyze more specifically, the genetic predisposition from her father’s lineage is stronger. The Moon with Pluto, especially in Scorpio, can certainly give a woman a complicated fate in relationships with men, in motherhood, and one should pay close attention to oncology. With such a position, there is a tendency for blood cells to degenerate. Her conjunction is harmonious, but there are also transits that may exacerbate the situation at some point. It can also be noted that Mercury is still weak, and in Pisces, meaning she is not strong intellectually. For example, her hands or fingers may be weak. Her intestines: alternating between constipation and diarrhea due to uneven energy release.
However, there is an indication of healing abilities. Perhaps she would have successfully worked as a healer in some closed institution, sanatorium, or hospital. Maybe, like all healers, she did this secretly, hidden from everyone’s eyes. And in this way, she made people happy and changed the world for the better, following her dream. But in her case, the strength of the mind is lacking… She bends the world to her will, rather than the other way around.
It is also said that she plans to get married this winter. Judging by this chart, there is surprisingly little data for marriage. On the contrary, the impossibility of legalizing the relationship stands out. Though there is some consolation from the natal planets, which allow for secret, unofficial agreements. Perhaps she wants to marry secretly? In any case, the best time for changing her marital status is 2016—at the age of 30.
That’s the kind of pop virgin. Not crazy, not sick—just creative, Uranian. Unusual, extravagant. Ambitious. And, in fact, easily guided by a strong feminine hand.
